Jules Feiffer

“Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?”

“Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.”

“Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.”

“Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.”

“Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?”

“I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.”