Joseph Estrada

“ERAPtion: How to Speak English Without Really Trial (1994) by Emil P. Jurado and Reli L. German. An Estrada-themed joke book.”

“"Cleanliness starts in the toilet."”

““They threw at me not just the kitchen sink but also the toilet bowl."”

“"On a scale of 1 to 10, I give myself 70 percent."”

“"The Japanese, the Chinese and other Asian countries speak their dialect (when dealing with other countries) -- I don't see why we Filipinos cannot speak our own dialect."”

“"I consider myself lucky that Emil Jurado taught me English for only one semester. I'm afraid to think of what my English would now be if he had taught me any longer. This is what I get for having been attentive during his class."”