Jolene Blalock

“It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.”

“Everything I do, I do with reckless abandon.”

“I love to work. You want to talk about natural highs? There's nothing like it.”

“Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times Nature says, 'No you're not!' and crashes you to the bottom.”

“I didn't have a good childhood because I never could get along with other kids. I was the child that sat in the corner eating lunch by herself.”

“I was a good surfer because we grew up a block from the water, and my father took us to the ocean the way other fathers take their kids to the park.”

“I think my parents were high when they named me.”

“The thing I was attracted to as a little girl was Kirk, Bones and Spock, and their utter loyalty. There's nothing more powerful than that.”

“I also like men who have hands with big masculine veins that you can squish and move.”

“Spock was the sex symbol. A lot of people think it was Kirk. But, no, it was really Spock.”

“I firmly believe in what Stephen Hawking says - that if we don't get off this planet, we're going to go berserk. We have to have more space.”

“Nudity is natural but not until a person accepts and loves who they are.”

“It took me several years to figure out who I am and a few more to accept what I discovered. Now, I'm in the enjoyment stage of that process and it's a happy place.”

“Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.”

“I like men who are very cool but who are also so brilliant that they are almost insane. Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits - men who would be flipping burgers if they hadn't found an outlet for their brilliant mind-sets.”