Johnny Messner (actor)

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“Mickey Rourke, I love. He fucked his shit up. His face looks like a distorted mess. Off the record, he blew his whole shit. He could have been the king of the world and he wound-up doing boxing in Mexico. And after that all we see is the shit. That was a real man. Now — tell me a real man right now? Who is working in our day and age that’s a real man?”

“He’s an asshole. Russell Crowe is a prick bastard to work with.”

“He’s one of my best friends. I met him on Tears of the Sun. Basically, we’re cut from the same mold. He took me into his camp. He invited me into his family. I’m almost overwhelmed with the fact he embraced me the way he did. But basically we’re the same guy. I’m him ten years before and a lot poorer.”

“I’m not trying to (inappropriate) on Vin Diesel, but if that’s what we got now for real men, we got problems.”

“I swear he’s got a pussy, either that or he’s a hermaphrodite. It’s one of the two. And he’s, like, the big thing.”

“Orlando Bloom is a hermaphrodite.”

“If I was drunk and I turned Brad Pitt around, I might fuck him.”

“His subtleties. He acts with his eyes, that’s it. He’s very subtle. He’s sexy. He’s a man. He does of all his own stunts. He’s the epitome of a man. You see, in Hollywood we’ve lost the real man. They’re gone. They’re so pretty.”

“And women, you know... Women want a man. That’s what I envision. Who the hell wants to walk around with someone that’s prettier than you if you’re a woman?”

“I don’t want to be prettier than the woman I’m walking with. I want people to look at me and say, ‘Now there’s a guy that can go under a (inappropriate) car and fix the transmission, and ride a horse, and take out a motorcycle. And when you’re with him, you feel like he’s a man.’ Right now what I feel like in Hollywood is they’re so pretty and dainty and metro that it’s repulsive to me.”

“I’m an alpha male, what else can I say?”

“I’m trying to bring the real man back to Hollywood. Steve McQueen — that whole thing. There hasn’t been that for a long time. A real man is what every man wants to be and every woman wants to (have sex with). A real man is not somebody who has to play a real man; he just is a real man.”