Joe Eszterhas

“My father could have been deported because on his immigration application he said that he was a printer, obviously because he didn't want them to be checking his writings.”

“The terrible, diabolic thing with this disease is that you are always looking behind your shoulder every couple months with the most recent checkup to see whether there is any sign of it, and I thank God to say at this point there is not.”

“I always wanted to be a rock'n'roll star.”