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“One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes.”
“In Hollywood, normally things don't work out, and dreams are crushed.”
“Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life.”
“I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn't want to write about it.”
“My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed.”
“Did I still feel like I'd been run over by a Mack Truck? Absolutely. It's chemo, after all.”
“I'm so terrified to write that I don't type at all.”
“I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.'”
“A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school.”
“The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if you're going to have a fight in a Baja Fresh parking lot, make sure one of you has an available pair of sunglasses because whoever is crying is going to want to wear them.”
“Even though Laverne and Shirley were always, like, submitting themselves for medical testing and falling asleep on a date or whatever, they always had each other's back.”
“What I love about 'Modern Family' is that it makes you laugh, and there's hilarious physical gags that are outrageous, but there's real heart to it, and you feel good after you watch it.”
“For the readers out there, if your girlfriend says she's having a girls' weekend, do not show up with a bottle of rose. No one wants to see your face there.”
“For me, the first thing I fell madly in love with when I was little, was, Gilda Radner had this live performance that she had done at the Met that was on tape, and I could rent it from Video Video in New Jersey where I lived, and so I literally would rent it every two weeks.”
“Let's see, what was my favorite of 'Golden Girls'. Anything Stan was involved with, I was obsessed with.”
“I would trust Lennon not only to babysit my child but to raise them. Literally, that's who I would want to raise my child.”
“I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved.”
“The truth is that when Lennon is Bosephus, she is so mean to me. She can't smile because the mustache will come off. So in between takes, it's just scowling. And then when we are on camera, Bosephus treats me like a piece of meat. I'm repulsed and also attracted to it.”
“I love Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's real-life relationship.”
“I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.”