Jessica Mitford

“I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.”

“You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.”

“Things on the whole are much faster in America; people don't 'stand for election', they 'run for office.'”

“Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.”