Jerry Zucker

“People keep asking if I believe in ghosts. If you're talking about poltergeists and weird, supernatural phenomena, not really.”

“It's Moore's Law, everything will be obsolete in 10 years - I'll be obsolete in 10 years!”

“But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine.”

“My problem is that I like technology, but I always have to ask myself, 'Now wait a minute, will I actually have any use for this?'”

“All those zany comedies have instilled a sense of pace in me.”

“I love technology, and I love new gadgets. I can no longer figure out how to use any of them, but I love them.”

“My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.'”

“The most frustrating thing is that I want to always buy the best thing, the thing that does the most stuff.”