Jerry O'Connell

“I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.”

“With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!”

“I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.”

“There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.”

“Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.”

“Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.”

“When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.”

“Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.”

“I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.”

“I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.”

“I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!”

“I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.”

“I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.”

“With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.”

“I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.”

“To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.”

“Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.”

“It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.”

“I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.”