Jeremy Kyle

“I'm an intelligent man but I don't feel I articulate or get that across nearly enough, especially in social situations.”

“I've not worn underwear for 20 years.”

“I see pictures of myself BB - before Botox - and I see the ones after and I am happy. I am on television 1,500 times a year and it is a very small way, and a safe way, of looking a little bit better than I used to.”

“I don't think the British people really knew the ramifications of what would happen after Brexit or not.”

“I am particularly looking forward to meeting ordinary American people and hearing about their extraordinary lives.”

“If you stick your head above the parapet and you have an opinion, and you spout family values and morality and all that, you'd be pretty naive to think that everybody would go, 'Oh, he's great, I love him.'”

“Two days after the chemo I felt terrible, like I had a permanent migraine and had been shot in every limb. I was knackered, starving. The doctor explained that was because I had essentially been poisoned.”

“Some people will always think I've got the eyes of Satan. Others will think I'm a TV god. People have the right to criticise.”

“When economist William Beveridge dreamed up the postwar welfare state he wanted to fight five 'giant evils' - want, disease, ignorance, squalor and idleness. Fast forward 65 years and it seems the last New Labour government grew an Unfair State that fuelled - not fought - one of those evils: idleness.”

“I've always said I would never say never when it comes to politics.”

“I think the British viewing and listening public are very fickle. If they like you they will listen to you, they will watch you. If they change their mind then it's all over.”

“When I get through the front door, I haven't got time to tie my shoelaces. There are three kids, and the wife, and I make that absolutely the priority. By the time we've got the kids to bed and had a bite to eat we're in bed by 10:15 and are knackered!”

“I did die once, for seven seconds, after a burst appendix.”

“Many feel sorry for a person like David Platt. He was abandoned by his father, his mother wanted to abort him and his stepdad wanted him dead.”

“I was out of work for, probably, about six months. I had a clear idea about what I wanted to do - I wanted to be in TV so I went to meeting after meeting after meeting. I had a six-month-old baby and a family to support.”

“My three children keep me calm.”

“Cancer is just one little word but, when you hear it, it turns your whole life upside down.”

“My kids are amazing and they are the ones that keep me going.”

“Radio was my first love as a broadcaster and where it all began for my on-air career.”

“We all make mistakes, nobody ever wrote a book saying 'This is how you live your life.'”