Jennifer Harrison

“The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact.”

“My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along.”

“During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon.”

“In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up for the task.”