Jefferson Smith

“She was every inch the skeletal goddess that had been promised by the bones of her feet.”

“There is no such thing as helplessness. It's just another word for giving up.”

“In the world of your story, your outline is like the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, your characters are all Atheists.”

“It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.”

“Trust not in Sprites nor the motivations of a Gnome.”

“You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.”

“Respect is a kind of magic too, you know.”

“Wisdom cannot be stolen - it can only be shared.”

“Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that?”

“How do you explain plastic to a medieval forest bard?”

“Respect is a really powerful magic too, you know.”