Jean Shepherd

“The hand of fate had dipped into the ragbag of humanity.”

“Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.”

“That reminds me of something that happened to me when I was a kid.”

“I had been an eyewitness to a truly historic moment in American pop culture.”

“I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.”