Jean Harlow

“I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.”

“I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.”

“Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere.”

“No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.”

“Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.”

“My God, must I always wear a low-cut dress to be important?”

“When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.”

“Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.”

“Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.”