Jane Wagner

“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”

“The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.”

“I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.”

“I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.”

“I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?”

“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”

“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”

“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”

“Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.”