Jamie Scallion

“Why am I the only one who thinks she’s messing with us? - Egg”

“What's wrong with all black?"Egg - Book 1 "Making it”

“Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I’ve come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg”

“I want to be with YOU!"Bex to Tea”

“You’ve become a miserable bastard and I can’t deal with it anymore.”Bex on Egg – Book 2 “Having it”

“Colours started to seep into his black and white life”

“His mind buzzed, excited by new possibilities."About Egg, Book 1 "Making it”

“This is an epiphany moment, I can either sink or swim”

“What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. - Egg”

“Tea shook his head in dismay. “This is the end, Burt”

“When sober, which he hadn’t been for well over a week, Burt thought about Double B, and what it might be like to be a real father, to wake up with him in the morning, to watch him grow, to get to know the little soul.”Book 2 “Having it”

“I got it wrong – I was singing for myself when I should have been singing for you all. - Burt”

“She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again.”

“She told me I couldn't just put on a leather jacket and think I was rock'n'roll, I had to live it."Burt about Bex, Book 1 "Making it”

“My head’s swimming. Sorry, sis. I’m a useless brother. You’re best off shot of me. - Burt”

“We are The RockATeers.”Burt – Book 2 “Having it”

“Does this make us the biggest band on the planet or what?” Burt”

“Go back to the band, Egg. Please.” - Bex”

“I’m not sure what’s more worrying. The list of demands or the fact he seems unaware the French stopped using francs in the last century and that Africa is a continent?” - Jerome”

“Everything is about to go seriously tits up. - Clipper”