Jamie Holoran

“Ah bet she’s a dirty wee minx in the scratcher. Y’see that "butter wouldnae melt" expression she’s goat goin on? That’s jist a smokescreen – ah guarantee she goes like a train.’ Jimmy belched, considerately turning his head away to exhale.”

“Jimmy was in a league of his own when it came to puerile, half-pissed badinage.”