James Brady

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.”

“One very clear impression I had of all the Beautiful People was their prudence. It may be that they paid for their own airline tickets, but they paid for little else.”

“The words walked right out of my mouth.”

“For target shooting, that's okay. Get a license and go to the range. For defense of the home, that's why we have police departments.”