Howard Stern

“You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.”

“It causes me great pain to sue the company I work for. Nevertheless, I had to do it. Suffice it to say, there's a dispute and I believe I haven't been given what is mine.”

“I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.”

“Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.”

“I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.”

“Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.”

“I don't talk about my salary.”

“What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!”

“I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.”

“I think people of lesser talent will become stars.”

“If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.”

“It's no treat being in bed with me.”

“'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.”

“I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.”

“We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.”