A biography for Herbert Beerbohm Treehasn’t been written yet.
“He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.”
“Every man is a potential genius until he does something.”
“A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.”
“People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.”
“Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.”
“I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.”
“Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.”