Harland Williams

“I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.”

“I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.”

“The thing is, you never know with any movie how it's going to turn out. It's always a mystery - you'll do pages and pages of scenes that will never make it onto the screen.”

“If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that's kind of the version of Harland you'd get - silly, kind of always saying wacky things.”

“I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.”

“I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride.”

“I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.”

“My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly.”

“Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.”