Gypsy Rose Lee

“God is love, but get it in writing.”

“God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.”

“I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.”

“This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.”

“I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.”

“She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.”

“If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.”

“I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.”

“Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.”