Greg Curtis

“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”

“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”

“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”

“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”