GloZell

“Learn to cook. The way to someone's heart is through their stomach, whether for a friend or a significant other.”

“Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place.”

“My mom told me, 'Make sure you do everything you want to do before you have kids.' So that's what I was doing. But biologically, the body is just like, 'Well, you should have done it.'”

“Those that don't know that I've gone through so many IVF treatments, and I've gone through six cycles to get this child, that's on its way via surrogate, biological child - and it's been great.”

“Appreciate your body now. One day, you'll look back and regret all the time you wasted worrying about not looking perfect, because you were perfect the whole time.”

“Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree!”

“What I hear is that people think of me as their cousin or their sister or somebody they want to hang out with.”

“Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also.”

“I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.'”

“Hello this is Glozell! Is you OK? Is you? Good, cause I wanted to know!”

“Moms are always looking for content that's clean and fun - and that you don't mind watching over and over.”

“It took three years from talking about it, to meeting with Wendie Wilson-Miller from 'Gifted Journeys' Surrogacy, to finding the right doctor, to doing the egg retrieval and finding the right surrogate.”

“Exercise! It's important for your health. And just remember that what you see on Instagram isn't reality.”

“A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm choking to death on cinnamon or falling out of this tree or whatever.”

“I've learned how to exist and get work done when you're exhausted. I've finally gotten to that level, because at first I had no idea how I was going to do it.”

“I love to make people laugh, and I believe that laughter and song are the best way to help young children learn.”

“I'm known for being silly and fun and lighthearted.”

“A very long time, I've wanted to be a mom. When we started this, we didn't know how it was going to end up.”

“There are so many great YouTubers who might have a hit, but they come and they go. Maintaining and being here, just being able to relate to what's going on and putting my spin on the world, I bring not my age, but my my wisdom, and that's something some of the younger ones can't contribute.”

“Most doctors want to keep their success rates high, so they'd rather deal with someone who is younger, who has healthier eggs and more of them.”