George M. Cohan

“Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.”

“I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!”

“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.”