George Lopez

“Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.”

“It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.”

“I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.”

“I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.”

“David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.”