George Jessel

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”

“This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a colander, because it was so full of holes.”

“The human brain is a wonderful organ. It starts to work as soon as you are born and doesn't stop until you get up to deliver a speech.”

“Marriage is a mistake every man should make.”