George Gobel

“My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.”

“Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?”

“College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.”

“Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?”

“When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.”

“If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”

“If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.”

“Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?”