A biography for Fuzzy Zoellerhasn’t been written yet.
“The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.”
“If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.”
“I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.”
“The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.”
“What's appropriate in America anymore?”
“I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.”
“It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.”
“When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.”
“Have a little fun. A few laughs.”
“It was Jack's and Tom Watson's day yesterday. But today, it's another day.”
“When things are going good they just keep going good.”
“I win everyday I'm out there.”
“Everybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.”
“I realize I'm not a machine. I'm going to make mistakes.”
“Playing with friends is a victory.”
“I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.”
“I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.”
“There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.”
“Every shot makes someone happy.”
“It's kind of exciting again. I'm doing everything right, right now. I'm driving the ball well and I'm hitting some pretty good irons and giving myself opportunities.”