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“The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.”
“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
“A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.”
“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”
“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”
“A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.”
“Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.”
“The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.”
“Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings”
“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”
“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”
“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.”