A biography for Erin Fosterhasn’t been written yet.
“You don't get to be in the squad unless you're six feet tall, a supermodel, perfect, famous, and hot. That's like hand selecting perfection, putting it into a group of girls, and saying, 'Look how amazing we are.'”
“You take from things that you read about in the news or things you hear about or things that happen to you, and you collectively sit in a room with everyone, and everyone decides what the funniest stories are that you've heard or thought of.”
“I imagine when you're making a reality show with a whole crew, it's bound to get complicated.”
“I have run from a lot of relationships in favor of being alone. And I tend to find men who use their money and status as a dating tool to be unattractive.”
“We're living in a time when the most famous people in the world have no specific skill set and are known for living their lives in front of the world. How strange is that? The appeal makes sense to me - it's like 'The Truman Show,' getting a chance to peak into someone's bedroom or see the way someone fights with their husband.”
“Anyone who is on the verge of kind of famous but not really relevant is kind of fun to play with.”
“Platform flip-flops. Those were crazy. Wait, I don't think they were ever fashionable. But we saw them everywhere.”
“There are so many shows that are 'white,' and we wanted to talk about how two really delusional, cliche white girls handle racial issues.”
“Everyone is struggling to compete with how people consume television these days.”
“Sara is about as tech-savvy as your grandma.”
“The truth is that the celebrities that transitioned into being business moguls or launching a brand have to be very smart, or at least be advised by very smart people.”
“When I did stand-up at U.C.B., and I had a blog for a couple of years that started my writing career, 'Totally Confident and Completely Insecure,' it was the same kind of self-deprecating humor and stories about being out in L.A. and being treated like a loser at a hair salon because you are not famous.”
“Everyone's trying to get a reality show, and we're just trying to avoid accidentally being on a reality show.”
“I love animals. I just don't want to have a pet. That's OK, right? I would take a dog over a cat, at least to interact with you. I feel like cats just stare you down all the time. Cats have, like, bad attitudes.”
“I have no interest in feeling like a trophy. Money itself has never been attractive to me; instead, I prefer ambition and integrity.”
“The idea of me writing something that I'd get to be in as well was not what I saw coming. I do think that life works that way. When you kind of let go of something and accept that it hasn't worked, it takes all the pressure off, and then you end up getting it.”
“Chris Martin is my best friend.”
“I love a dinner, but I love a night in.”
“I'm kind of over people using the word 'bae'. Let's get rid of that.”
“If you look at any sitcom that you watch, if it takes place in, say, a small town in Massachusetts, and it's about the dynamics of the people in that town, the showrunner probably grew up in a town like that, witnessed things, and created content.”