Eric Morecambe

“My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.”

“We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.”

“I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.”

“Together with script writers Sid Green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas for this series.”