Eric Andre

“From 'Chappelle's Show' to 'Tosh.0,' there's so much race comedy. It's overdone.”

“I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.”

“I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.”

“I was a class clown since second grade.”

“I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good.”