Emma Chase

“...this is how politics is played. With fakery and false smiles and butcher knives to the back.”

“Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.”

“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” "That’s my girl.”

“If nightmares can come true, and sometimes they do... then so can our happiest dreams.”

“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better.You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you?Now tell me who the second guy was. Hell, tell me any other guy you know who made it to themoon after him. You can’t, can you? That’s why this is such a rush.She’ll never forget this.She’ll always remember…me.Maybe that’s chauvinistic and egotistical, but it’s the truth.-Drew Evans”

“You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit.”

“I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language.”

“Life changes us, with its twists and turns, in ways we don't always see coming. It changes what we want, what we dream, lays blessings in our hands better than anything we could've imagined.”

“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”

“You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!“ Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one.”

“Happy ending aren't just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.”

“You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.”

“Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite.Penises are defenseless against them.”

“Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans.”

“You would think having your arse constantly kissed would be enjoyable, even just a little. But when it’s a nest of snakes trying to latch on—offering a rim job with their flicking, forked tongues—it’s revolting.”