Elaine Dundy

“To love one that is great, is almost to be great one's self.”

“I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-Up.”

“Acting doesn't bring anything to a text. On the contrary, it detracts from it.”

“For someone who likes to get around as much as I do, I really travel quite badly. Planes frighten me, boats bore me, trains make me dirty, cars make me car-sick. And practically nothing can equal the critical dismay with which I first greet the sight of new places.”