Edwin Edwards

“I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.”

“He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.”

“I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.”

“People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.”

“I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.”

“The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.”

“I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.”