Eddie Cantor

“Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.”

“It takes 20 years to make an overnight success.”

“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.”

“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.”

“When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists... I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now.”