E. W. Howe

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”

“It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.”

“The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.”

“Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.”

“A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.”

“No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.”