Dustin Diamond

“There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you.”

“I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.”

“All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.”

“This music isn't Top 40, we really stand out from anyone.”

“Our music, you either get it or you don't. There's no middle ground.”

“I don't expect that we're going to become the biggest craze. If it happened, I'd be really shocked. I think people will dig it, but there will be a sea of people who just don't get it.”

“The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet it was a gruesome and horrific weapon.”

“We don't know what we're writing until it just comes out. We don't sit around crunching numbers.”

“If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out.”

“I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that's what I tend to write toward.”

“I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower.”

“Sorry dude, but we're in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That's just not gonna happen.”

“I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.”

“Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.”

“You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don't even know who The Who is. It's like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C'mon. Where are the roots?”

“I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.”

“Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do.”

“If I ever went, I'd want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn't want to plan my own death.”

“I've been in this business so long, it just doesn't faze me. I know what's going to happen before it happens.”

“The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us.”