Dorothy Kilgallen

“I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.”

“Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think.”

“I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.”

“I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win.”

“Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.”

“Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it.”

“My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!”

“Why can't I be the adorable one?”

“I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.”

“Things said to a reporter in confidence should be kept in confidence.”

“I'm off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.”