Dorinda Medley

“I think it’s a disgrace of you people!” she shouted. “I decorated, I cooked, I made it nice!”

“Everybody is running with this one now My friend who works at the NFL told me they’re saying it at the NFL. All I need now is Taylor Swift’s boyfriend to wear one. Wouldn’t that be great?.”

“My Dorinda-isms really just come from the moment — and I have a lot of them!”

“Eagles don’t fly with pigeons, OK? So go get your bread crumbs and get back to me tomorrow.”