Don Imus

“I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.”

“I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.”

“My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.”

“I wonder about guys like Sean Hannity, Keith Olbermann and Mark Levin. They're on such a mission. I mean, I love Hannity and Levin to death, but on the radio they're insane. How can you keep that up?”

“I regret the times I've been mean to people... It's fine to pick on people who can defend themselves and deserve it. Some people don't deserve to be picked on who I picked on, so I don't do it anymore.”

“I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.”

“You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.”