Denis Leary

“I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.”

“Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.”

“I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up.”

“I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.”

“The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.”

“I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?”

“Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.”

“Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.”

“No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.”

“My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be.”

“I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.”

“If you had no enemies, you had no fun.”

“Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.”

“I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.”

“I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.”

“I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.”

“When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.”

“I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.”

“I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.”

“My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.”