David Hemmings

“I was, in my day, one of the best directors of episodic TV around.”

“I live in a market town in a mill house with the river running both sides and Somerfield's car park only a loose nine iron away, and I really, really, really love it.”

“I don't mind autograph hunters when I go down the fish and chip shop. As long as I get my chips.”

“People thought I was dead. But I wasn't. I was just directing 'The A-Team.'”

“I would never, ever, ever, ever say I have regretted the 'A-Team,' 'Magnum PI' or 'Murder She Wrote' or any of the others I did - and if you mention a television series, I'm sure I had a hand in it.”

“Producing is a thankless task akin to hotel management. Unfortunately, there are not too many good hotel managers.”

“I quite like being mobbed. After all, it is extremely nice to be recognised. That's what acting is all about - being recognised.”