David Hasselhoff

“The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.”

“My one ambition was to go to Broadway, and I never gave up on that dream.”

“There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”

“The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff.”

“My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily.”

“My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outside.”

“Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it's just kind of working in my favor at the end. It's really strange.”

“I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that.”

“Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.”

“I grew up in Chicago, and there was always snow. In Los Angeles there never was, so we would always import snow!”

“Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now.”

“All I want to do is be onstage. A performer needs to perform.”

“I met Cary Grant once, and I was absolutely star struck. I got his autograph.”

“I let people down easy with inspiration.”

“Failure usually works for me in the end.”