David Faustino

“Every day I have a tour bus that comes around my house and stops. You can hear them on their microphone. If you don't embrace it, it's going to destroy you.”

“That is sort of the backbone for 'Star-ving.' People just assumed that I am completely loaded. I do all right. I have to be careful.”

“Corin Nemec, who was on television for years, has been through a similar thing. We both had TV shows, we've had to hit that audition trail, and we were both frustrated. We were both going through divorces, and we decided to write about this stuff. And make it funny.”

“I just want to bend fire. You know, it'd be cool to throw some fire to a couple of old agents, the ex wife.”

“When you're a child actor, part of you grows up really fast and part of you doesn't grow up at all.”

“I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.'”

“I was friends with Cube; he was also a fan of mine, and I a fan of him. Even before Balistyx happened I was hanging out with him, taking him to 'The Arsenio Hall Show' for his first time. I was like, 'Ice Cube, I've got a plus 1, you should go,' and I took him. Cube wasn't known at all yet.”

“Enjoy life... that's what we're here for.”

“I love the fame, I love the attention, and I love the perks.”

“You're always going to have people who disagree and hate on you. That's just part of being in entertainment. I've been raised in this business, so I'm used to it, I don't pay attention.”

“Some of those kid stars who got screwed up were pretty talented. My mom warns me every day what can happen. Sometimes she clips the headlines out and puts them in my room.”

“Every time you'd turn on the set you'd see me eating a prune in a prune ad. My friends used to call me Prune Boy, even on the football field.”

“When you have a billion dollar show, there's a few people that have their hands out.”

“When someone calls me up and wants me to do something, of course I am open to it. But I am not going to do it if there isn't anything interesting or funny about it.”

“I had a huge crush on Alyssa Milano. But I don't think it was reciprocated.”

“I don't want to do something for the sake of doing it. I want it to be a great role and I want it to be really funny - or dramatic - but I mean I want it to be something really, really special.”

“I was thinking how fun 'Married with Children' would be on Netflix. You could really have some fun there.”

“I thought TV fame was hip... well, that was because I hadn't experienced rock star fame yet.”

“I want to be a director - and you need to get out there and do it, you can't wait 'til it comes to you... I'd give anything to be able to do what Ron Howard's done.”

“I absolutely love doing comedy, however, of course as an actor, I would love the opportunity to do more dramatic roles.”