David Brenner

“I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.”

“We're careful not to saturate people.”

“Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.”

“Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.”

“Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.”

“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”

“When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.”