Darrell Hammond

“It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.”

“I've seen the hell these people go through.”

“I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.”

“Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.”

“I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'”

“College kids, don't be taking examples from me.”