Daniel Marques

“If you're not hated by many, you're not good enough yet, because God hates and always hated the majority for good reasons.”

“I'm not negative, pessimistic, angry, antisocial or schizophrenic. I'm a writer, and entitled to all that with pride.”

“My evolution as a writer? Mother said "stop talking like that", teachers said "you're weird", readers say "best book ever”

“The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it.”

“A $3 Cup of Coffee is Worth a Book.”

“We are programmed to succeed from birth but we deprogram ourselves with beliefs”

“I've never tried to be famous or become a bestseller, just rich and remembered. The rest is a bonus.”

“I don't have a problem with a world full of vampires and zombies but with one where the law forbids me from shooting them.”

“I think mixed women from interracial marriages are beautiful, and for many reasons, all of them good.”

“The problem with feminists is that they're so motivated by competing against men that they end up becoming more masculine than men themselves, which makes them start complaining that men aren't masculine enough. Well, when you become more masculine than men, only a gorilla can satisfy you, and that's why such women end up with bad boys. When they marry them, they then complain that their husband is an idiot. This whole time, they can't see that they've destroyed everything along the way by simply refusing to just, and simply, be a woman. Because, you see, there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with being a woman. But there are many things terribly wrong with being a feminist.”

“It's a big world for the idiots. If you're a writer, there are not many cities where you can go and feel normal.”

“Maslow said sex is the primary need. Does that mean pornstars spend more money in books than anyone else?”

“Years ago a black man spoke about love and was crucified. Then Martin Luther King spoke about equality and was shot. Can you SEE why?”

“There's no point in fighting for a woman that is rude and boring, just because she's hot. Such woman shortens your lifespan.”

“Some people get offended by what I write, by what I do with my life and by what I say to those they never saw. And they also get offended when told they are too stupid to have the right to judge anyone. These poor souls don't know that respect and intelligence are correlated.”

“There is more ability to meditate in a rabbit than in one thousand Buddhists.”