Curly Howard

“Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.”

“I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.”

“Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?”

“I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.”

“I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!”